The Life & Art Of Shem

Listen up, I have some ground-breaking news! Jaliel has officially declared his love for Aliec and refuses to see anyone else. He also plans to marry her.

WHAT THE HELL?

Here’s how it happened.

Jaliel started dating Aliec, and they hit it off wonderfully and had good smexy time, when suddenly Jaliel caught his eye on a really hot dude. His eyes lit up with stars and he chased after him then smexed with a whole bunch of random people, forgetting all about Aliec.

Aliec came back, more beautiful than ever. And, once again, he fell in love with her. He told her how he was sorry and then handcuffed himself to her, saving, “If I ever leave you again I deserve to die!”

Immediately after that, they began to smother each other in ice cream and participate in more kinkeh business.

Sooo, it is official. Jaliel is strapped down to Aliec. I seriously thought he would end up marrying a guy. Oh well, shows how much I know.