The Life & Art Of Shem

HOLY SHIT, TODAY IS SATURDAY AND WE’RE GOING TO GO SEE BLUE MAN GROUP FRONT ROW SEATS AT ABOUT 2:00. I am sinfully excited.

Yesterday we took a water taxi down to the tour boats then went on an architectural tour down the Illinois River. We also saw Angels and Demons, and that theatre was amazing. It was so different than what I’m used to it. It had escalators, and the movies were on the top floor! Bottom floor was tickets and concession stands, second floor was a restaurant.

Lastly, we went to Billy Goat Tavern. “Doublo Cheeseborger! No cheeps, fries. No Coke, Pepsi.” The guy that worked there cracked us up. When we went to order, whenever someone didn’t order a double cheeseburger, he’d say “Doublo cheeseborger? Is better!” And said “doublo cheeseborger” to everyone else, and we all nodded. Everyone ordered that, and it was really, really tasty stuff too. He was… Hungarian? Greek? Something like that, idk. But he was so funny.