The Life & Art Of Shem

Today was Kathy’s birthday, and as usual I stayed there late. We get so caught up talking about our charries.

We played character charade, and I played out Lade. At one point Lade got mad and I literally knocked over her glass and shattered it. Ooops.

I got the Sims! I got the Sims! Ye-aaah! I’m installing it now. It was 50 bucks, but I don’t care. Little Big Planet costs $50 too and I was thinking about buying that.

Well, after I left Kathy’s house this drunk guy was following me. He even made some vulgur hand motion at me. I was scared to death. I drove fast, and eventually he left me alone. I could’ve been raped if I wasn’t in the car. That’s pretty much one of my worst fears… being violated like that.

Shem’s Worst Fears: Being lost at sea, pets revolting and killing their owners, and being raped. Hm… what else am I afraid of… can’t think of much else. I’m deathly afraid of having a heart attack. But two things I am wary of but NOT afraid of at all: snakes and spiders.