The Life & Art Of Shem

I hate naps. I hate them with a goddamn passion.

So I’m exhausted today; I only got a few hours of sleep last night and at 6 I took a nap. I woke up at 7 totally disorientated. When I first wake up in the day, I immediately take a shower. I did that even after already having my daily shower.

I thought it was the next day and that I had forgotten to put the birds to bed.

Well, since I just ate not too long ago it’s making me feel sick like I’m about to puke and my head hurts and I just feel horrible all-around.

I hate naps. How the hell do people take them? They’re the worst—I can’t sleep just ten minutes. It has to be an hour to three hours. Ugh.

Hope you enjoyed listening to me complain because complaining made me feel a little better.